On Facebook (which I haven’t been checking at all):
“Suddenly, when all your friends have been reduced to teensy avatars, canned quotations, and endless ‘favourites’ lists, they don’t seem quite as special as you may have once remembered them.â€
— Phil
On strange things written on pub rafters:
On my pre & post DEC vacation time:
“You’ll have to excuse me, I’m not at my best
I’ve been gone for a month, I’ve been drunk since I left
These so-called vacations will soon be my death
I’m so sick from the drink I need home for a rest.”
On British condiments:
– You have ketchup & brown sauce.
– You have mayonnaise and salad cream
– You have English Mustard and French Mustard
(btw English Mustard tastes differently from French Mustard, but English butter is identical to Irish butter it just happens to be made in a different place. Go figure. )